There's a variety of t-shirts, mugs and other accessories available with other sayings, including:
- You know you're a paralegal when you find yourself alone in your car at lunch eatin' cheese fries.
- It's Monday with a vengeance. I'm trying not to take it personally.
- No lunchee, no workee.
- No coffee, no workee.
- I live to answer interrogatories.
- No paralegal's desk is complete without a secret chocolate stash.
- Litigation would be a nicer place if everyone brought their dog to work.
- Shootin' from the hip with a smartphone can land you in a hot digital mess.
- So far the highlight of my day has been finding a chocolate snowman from Christmas while cleaning out my desk.