As readership of your blog grows, so do comments from spammers. They are a pain in th' butt, but I'm not going to turn on Blogger's even more painful captcha to stop them. Blogger's horrid captcha, with its run-on letters and furry numbers, has prevented me from leaving many a comment on others' blogs. I'ma be honest here. I can't read those furry little numbers, even with my bifocals.
But recently I've had an epiphany. Some of these spam comments are literary and philosphical gems. GEMS, I tell you. Almost poetry. So I thought I'd let the spammers guest post today (and maybe once a week. This is too much fun!)
This is a pre-post tease (see fate happening in advance below) and a chance to show off my used Frye riding boots scored from eBay, that in real-time I wore every day last week.
And may wear every day next week.
There's a party in the back of these babies, so stay tuned to next week's posts.
Guest Thoughts by Great Spammers:
Most folks have more belly fat these days as well as the sad part is not many are conscious of this. [Well, we are now. Rude.]
You can understand the benefits of weight loss only once you lose weight. [Thanks for clearing that up for us, but I'm still mad about the belly fat.]
There's a few things you should know before using a Vaporizer. [This sounds like weapons training for a tour on the Star Trek Enterprise. Let's DO it!]
The smoke from this item can be cleared out in a matter of minutes. [Awesomes. 'Cause I haven't quite got the hang of the Vaporizer yet...]
Your humoristic style is witty! [I was gonna beat-up on this spammer for making up a word, but he didn't. Do I ever feel stupid...and slightly less humoristic.]
I am really grateful to the owner of this web page who has shared this enormous post at this time. [Wait a minute. My posts are mostly pics. Are you calling me FAT? Wasn't bringing attention to my belly fat enough for you?]
I'm surprised why this twist of fate did not happen in advance! [It's taking me a while to get my head around this one, although I'm a huge fan of The Time Traveler's Wife.]
Hello it's me. [Why HELLO! It's me, too! Wanna vaporize my belly fat?]