You do not have a traditional legal assistant career path? We are more interested in someone who has an entrepreneurial spirit, great energy, and is not afraid of taking on new challenges! So if you have such qualities and want to work hard, have fun, and make history, please apply! ~ Excerpt from Amazon's ad for a Contract Manager for Kindle
A job as a Kindle Contract Manager in New York! (I love a good exclamation point!)
I'd also like to nominate this language from the ad for best qualification I've seen in a while, and you know I love the paralegal want ads:
React with appropriate urgency to situations and events that require a quick response or turnaround and the ability to take effective action without having to know the total pictureThat sounds slightly less fun...