Today's quote isn't actually from a real news story, but from an email my boss and I received last week from an opposing party. I had emailed her an initial request for subrogation information, and she responded that she would provide it - but she was "unrepentantly" out of the office the previous week.
My boss, being ever more charitable than I am, thought her grammar check had snookered her, and that she meant to say "unexpectedly".
Me, I thought she was just plain unrepentant. It wasn't like I had even asked where she was the week before, but I was all, "You GO, girl!"