I've never dealt with a murderer at work, although once I dealt with a survivalist type that threatened to set up house-keeping in our lobby.
Cinema Blend.com reports the harrowing plot:
The script, penned by horror-thriller creators Adam Mason and Simon Boyes, centers on a young paralegal who comes face to face with a dangerous killer, who is on a covert mission to destroy some top-secret documents as well as anyone who gets in his way...
|Obligatory cute action paralegal|
This sounds way more exciting than my usual day at work, but the story made me think about what I'd use in my actual office to ward off a killer trying to steal our files. Lessee, my stapler (minus staples because we're paperless), the squirrel teeth (Southern for staple remover), scissors which I better locate in case I catch myself face to face with a killer, the can crusher in the kitchen in case I can trap the killer's elbow in it, the copier lid might be painful if slammed hard enough, hot coffee if anybody remembered to make any, oooooh the paper cutter hidden in the office supply room, a high heel aimed for the eye...well, you get it. I obviously have a lot of repressed action hero.
Oh, and I could take a hammer to the server to take out the network and kill access to all scanned documents. Yeah, make my day, psychopathic killer.
What would you do if you were the paralegal in this scenario?