So I tweeted:


They are also accused of lying to the veterans about how much money they had in their accounts and failing to report hundreds of thousands of dollars in tax receipts.
Job Title: Paralegal
Favorite Internet Resource: This is a hard question as I use so many web sites for different reasons. I guess I would have to say NETR Public Records Online Directory (http://publicrecords.netronline.com/).
Favorite Legal Software: Net Deed Plotter – a map drawing software for real estate professionals (http://www.deedplot.com/)
Do you use social media resources, such as LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter or blogs, for career and/or case development? I use LinkedIn for career contact information and to find people with whom I have lost track. I also use the North Carolina Bar Association Real Property Section list-serv. I’m not sure if the latter is considered “social media”, but it is most certainly a wonderful resource.
Fun Fact: I entered a typing contest in high school – took first place at my school, first place at the county level, and third place at the state level – 125 words per minute with 1 error – on a manual typewriter no less! Wish I could consistently do that now.
Favorite Quotes: It varies from time to time and subject to subject, but at the moment they would be:
Professional Link: http://www.linkedin.com/in/virginiaburrows
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I've had the pleasure of getting to know Virginia while serving with her on the North Carolina Bar Association Paralegal Division Council. I'm in awe of her intellect and her generous service to the paralegal profession over many years. (I'm pretty sure she's forgotten more than I'll ever know.) Therefore, I was thrilled to be sitting right beside her at the reception when she was given the 2010 Distinguished Paralegal Award by NCBA PD. If you're looking for a paralegal to emulate, Virginia is an outstanding choice.

Kathy Para, an attorney for Jackonsville Area Legal Aid in Jacksonville, Florida and the Jacksonville Bar Association's Pro Bono Committee Chair, is looking for legal professionals to be "The One" to help make a difference, even if it's in a single pro bono case:At the annual Florida Bar Convention in Boca Raton this past week, attorneys from around the State were asked to be “The One” to give something back to their communities with pro bono legal services. They were asked to imagine the impact attorneys could make if every attorney took just one pro bono case. That single contribution could drastically reduce the enormous backlog of pro bono cases and significantly improve access to justice for all Florida residents.
The American Bar Association also has a terrific online resource, "How to Utilize Legal Assistants in Pro Bono Publico Programs."
Source: Jacksonville Daily Record
Jay Fleischmann, a consumer bankruptcy lawyer who blogs at Legal Practice Pro, has a new article at JD Supra that everyone should read, "6 Toxic Personalities No Law Firm Should Employ". He recommends that firms get rid of certain personality types early on - or risk being held hostage by difficult employees who know stuff their bosses don't. (Shoot, I thought this meant I was indispensable, even if I am kind of a pill if I miss a meal...)Jay's article is a good read, and an excellent reminder that even if we have loads of experience and top-notch legal skills, the failure to be a strong, honest and accountable team player could cost us a job.
Source: JD Supra
Related Post: Introducing the Bankruptcy Paralegal Forum
How'd you get into being a judicial clerk?
Well, I went to college and my first job out of college was as a legal secretary for a law firm in Battle Creek, and that was over 20 years ago and I've just stayed in that field ever since then. I started here in July of 2009 working for Judge Kingsley, and previous to that I had worked for a family law attorney for over 20 years. I thought that when I applied for the job, I thought it'd be pretty challenging and rewarding working for a judge. It's interesting to see how having worked at an attorney's office -- where you would see how the paper flow starts and how the clients come in and discuss the cases with their attorneys -- and then now to see the other end where cases are finalized and how the whole process works.
NALS...the association for legal professionals needs you, even if you're not a member. NALS invites all legal support staffers, including legal secretaries, adminstrative assistants, legal assistants and paralegals to participate in its Legal Support Industry Survey at http://www.nals.org/ (under News).
Vicki Voisin, The Paralegal Mentor, is offering a new 90-minute teleconference course, "Advanced Ethics: Complex Lessons for Attorneys, Paralegals and other Legal Professionals" this Thursday, July 1, 2010 at 1:00 p.m. EST. The course has been approved for 1.5 ethics MCLE credit by The State Bar of California and 1.5 ethics CLE credit by NALA, NALS and NFPA, as well as Florida CLE.Vicki is an amazing speaker and an experienced paralegal educator. This is an incredible opportunity to hear the latest in ethics issues from the comfort of your own office or home.
For more information and to register, click here. If you aren't already receiving Vicki's excellent (and free) weekly ezine, Paralegal Strategies, you can sign up for it at www.paralegalmentor.com/.
I blog for paralegals, legal assistants, legal secretaries, legal staffers - and the attorneys who want to get to know us better - to contribute to our virtual community and share information they might find helpful for professional development, or a much needed laugh during a hectic week working for lawyers. Once a week, I share links to a half dozen or so articles focusing on legal news and humor, practice tips and technology."Universal adoption of smart phones, voice mail and e-mail enables (and requires) lawyers to be more self-sufficient” and reduces the need for support staff, the law firm said.
On June 12, 2010, a South Carolina paralegal opened her car door to a slender and polite teenager who reminded her of her 12-year old daughter - and almost lost her life.She's the one who spent three decades of her life "standing up for the underdog, even in school," as her mother remembers it.
She's the one who has spent years as a paralegal in criminal defense cases, maybe even making too many excuses for the lives led by some of the clients she helped.
She's the one who will have to determine just how high she will put up her guard to the new world and how far she's willing to walk away from the carefree woman she was, one trusting enough to pick up a strange boy at night.
ding a T-ball field, a basketball court, a soccer field, batting cages, computers, and replacing 52 windows needed to meet the county's occupancy code. 
Susana also tweeted this week, "some guy here for mediation just came into my office and used my stapler. what in the world? ever heard of knocking and asking?"
A couple of weeks ago, a random scruffy guy wandered into my office and announced, "I'm gonna fire one off."
By the time I found just the right word, "WUT?" - he clarified, "The fire alarm, ma'am. The fire alarm."
More Susana Posts: Social Media 101: A Bit of Fun with a Meme; Objection Gone Overboard
Sometimes knowing that you've got a beach vacation to look forward to can make all the difference in the world, especially when the going gets tough.
I'd wear this buckle with a pair of well-tailored dark wash jeans, heels, a cream t-shirt and my favorite tan blazer - to work. But I work in VerySmallLaw, where business casual is okay - unless you're going to a mediation, deposition or hearing.
On Thursday, June 24, 2010, the seventh annual "Battle of Law Firm Bands" took place at the Black Cat in Washington, DC to raise money for Gifts for the Homeless, Inc., a non-profit corporation comprised of area law firms and staff.
A crafty adjunct professor in the Legal Assistant Program at Santa Fe College in Gainesville, Florida wants to be the next big TV star on Oprah's new television network, OWN.Wilson plans to teach viewers to make things out of items they probably already have at home, such as cloth diapers made from towels and children's clothes made from old T-shirts.
"It's a tough economy," she said. "People are whipping out that old sewing machine and starting to make stuff. And there's nothing better than a hand-made gift."
On Wednesday, June 23, 2010, U.S. Department of Justice employees had a memorable visit from First Lady Michelle Obama. She praised them for their work, and recognized not just the attorneys, but the staff as well....I’ve seen the power that law has to change people’s lives in a very real and meaningful way. And I knew that lawyers had the ability to help turn words on a page into justice in the world –- to keep a neighborhood safe; to keep a family in their home; to leave our children a world that is a little more equal and a little more just.
And I know to be here, taking pay cuts as many of you do, you’ve got to be doing it because of passion because all of you all would be at a firm somewhere if it didn’t mean something to you.
But that’s true whether you’re an attorney, a paralegal, a librarian, a support staffer — truly, the dedication that you’ve all shown is extraordinary. And I’m proud — very proud — of the work that you’ve done, and I’m extremely grateful for what you’re doing every day.
And it’s important for us to share those values with the next generation. We need to replace you all. We need to start working on the next generation of staffers and attorneys and librarians and paralegals who are going to fill these seats in decades to come. And they’re going to do that because of the work that they see you doing. They’re going to do that because of the pride that you take in your work. We are the role models for the next generation.
On Wednesday, an earthquake that originated on the Ontario-Quebec border shook things up in law offices as far away as Ohio. Legal professionals in Mansfield, Ohio were bewildered and literally shaken by the tremors, as they relayed to the Mansfield News Journal:"I thought I was going crazy," said Karen Carroll, a legal assistant employed by attorney James Wagner.
Missy Rhine, a legal assistant at Spaulding and Kitzler on Main Street, thought she had the "caffeine shakes."
And legal secretary, Megan Tahmalwash, employed by the Harper Law Office, thought at first that the wind was shaking her chair.
"This wasn't bad though," she said, "I used to live in California."
Okay, I know how much many of my readers love their dogs (and their cats), and would love the idea of joining an outdoor fitness program where the pooches are welcome, too. So when I saw this Reuters story about a California boot camp for humans and their canine companions, I had to share the excerpt about the paralegal:Shannon Payne, a paralegal, says she always loved running, but her Pomeranian Chihuahua mix, Sammie, was "too wild" when she tried to take him with her. He barked and growled at every passing dog so she ended up leaving him home then felt guilty exercising without him so stopped working out entirely.
Payne credits her 7.30 a.m. Burbank boot camp class for making Sammy comfortable around other dogs, giving him an outlet for releasing pent-up energy and making her feel safe enough to be able to leave him at home alone all day, sleeping.
"The class is just as good, if not better, than weight training classes I've taken at gyms, but with this one, I get to be with my Sammie," Payne said.
I love happy endings.
Source: Reuters
The Kern County Paralegal Association (KCPA), located in Bakersfield, California, has named Alberta "Lou" Stoker, CLA as its 2009-2010 Paralegal of the Year. Stoker is employed as a legal assistant by Chain/Cohn/Stiles in Bakersfield. She works primarily in the personal injury department.
for the homeless, a clothing drive for a local elementary school, and sponsoring a Thanksgiving meal for a local family in need. Fun Fact: I turned down a scholarship in engineering to get a degree in English. English is harder than chemistry.
Favorite Quote: “If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you and you’ll never learn.” ~ Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
Professional Links:
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/haley-odom/6/792/2a9
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Awww, Haley, thanks for the Twitter mention. It's how I met you - and a lot of other terrific legal professionals nationwide. And I love Dictionary.com and Ray Bradbury, too.
Readers, I hope you'll add Haley's blog to that RSS feed reader I know you've set up by now. Also, if any of you would be willing to do a professional profile and share a little about what you do, as well as a few of your favorite professional tools and tips, please email me at lynne.devenny@gmail.com.
Or, This Paralegal’s New Best Friend
Karen Poole, an AAS-Paralegal and Administrative Assistant employed by the Southwestern Illinois Development Authority (SWIDA) in Collinsville, Illinois, thought employers might need help sorting through the deluge of employment applications they receive for every open position."We knew there wasn't anyone offering this kind of service," Poole said. "We think it's a growth industry. We were looking to be unique."So Poole, along with partners, Janice Bunselmeyer and Lisa Carillo, founded AccuCheQ (http://www.accucheq.com/), located in Granite City, Illinois, a new company which will provide background checks for job applicants, as well as help sort applications and recruit suitable applicants. The Belleville News Democrat reports the company already has several major clients, including the Chicago Police Department.
I blog for paralegals - and legal assistants, legal secretaries, legal staffers (and the attorneys who want to get to know us better) - to share information they might find helpful for professional development, or a much needed laugh during a hectic week working for lawyers. Once a week, I share links to a half dozen or so articles focusing on legal news and humor, practice tips and technology."Bam-Bam Noodle Butt."
Source: msnbc.omc"I think the only thing crazy about her was it was crazy that she thought she wasn’t going to get caught." ~ Assistant District Attorney John Walko is seeking at least a three-year prison sentence for Kathleen "Kathy" Foer-Morse, a former paralegal who admitted to stealing over $100,000 from a Norristown law firm.The Norristown Times Herald is reporting that Foer-Morse's defense attorney may present evidence of her "deteriorating emotional condition" as an argument for leniency, but Walko does not appear to be sympathetic. He stated to the court, "She was in a fiduciary position as a paralegal and abused her clients' trusts."
...This was the second climb the women made for breast cancer. In May they climbed Mt. Washington in New Hampshire. To make Tuesday’s climb, they trained almost every weekend since November, occasionally in below-freezing temperatures.
Mrs. Howard began her career as a legal secretary at 17, working for [the late Fletcher] Clark on the second floor of what are now town offices in the Bank Building at the corner of South Main and Center streets. She continued with the law firm after Mr. Clark's death, climbing the stairs to the law offices each day for 63 years.

I bet Howard has some wonderful tales to share from her many years in the legal profession, including witnessing the evolution of office technology from manual typewriters to the introduction of MS-DOS and WordPerfect 1.0 in the early 80s.
Sources: SouthCoastToday.com; Wikipedia
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I got a case of the willies while reading today's Above the Law post, "3L Desperately Seeking Perfect Boss on Craigslist," not only because there's a law student in New York who genuinely thinks this list of personal commandments will lead to a dream boss, but it's like this 3L got inside the head of every law firm employee who ever lived.
- You must not be a lunatic.
- You must actually know what is going on in your own cases.
- You must not continually screw up your own cases, and then expect me to magically fix the problems or blame me when things go wrong as a result of your errors.
- You must be willing to pay me on a regular basis for my services (just a reminder). I do not accept food, liquor or drugs as payment. Payment must be made in valid, U.S. currency and must be a reasonable wage for a person of my skill set.
- You must possess basic social skills.
I'm actually okay with my boss being "disastrously disorganized" because that just makes me more indispensable. (But in my reality, my boss has the cleanest desk in the office.)
The Craigslist poster says the ad is "most certainly not" a joke. (If it is a joke, it's a pretty good one.)
As a former co-worker used to say to certain intake callers with unreasonable expectations of any law firm's ability to undo a seriously hot mess (usually involving alcohol, homemade tranquilizers, or rude hand gestures at a former place of employment), "Good luck with that."
Ya'll got anything to add to the list? What do ya think - will this novel approach lead to a request for an interview by "Boss McDreamy"?
Sources: Above the Law; Craigslist
"I am (or was) a legal secretary with several years of experience (30+ years). … I have applied to jobs that are more than one-half less than what I was earning. I search for a job each and every day. … Where do people in my age bracket go? Too young not to work but too old to work?" ~ A woman from Warren County, New Jersey wrote to the Senate in an attempt to help get the jobs bill, H.R. 4213, passed.
Judge Steven T. O’Neill deferred sentencing Foer-Morse in the theft case so that court officials can complete a background investigative report about Foer-Morse and so Foer-Morse can undergo a psychiatric evaluation. The judge will use those evaluations to assist him in sentencing Foer-Morse later this year.
Foer-Morse, who faces a possible maximum sentence of 14-to-28-years in prison on the theft charges, remains in the county jail in lieu of $99,000 cash bail pending her sentencing hearing.